I Hope You Like Dead Things

Greer, 22, they/them. I love horror, art, mythology, skeletons (holy shit do I love skeletons), vulture culture, witchcraft, cryptozoology, pokemon, etc. When I'm sad I post flowers. Sometimes I write stories, paint things, and attempt to write music, but mostly I am a lump.

The only things I actually post consistently are art, dead things and paranormal shit. Feel free to message me if you need something tagged.

Actually, feel free to message me whenever, I'm a really talkative person and friendly, I promise!

3DS Friend Code: 3883-5731-0702

I’d cosplay tina belcher but I’d fuck it up by only fawning over female butts



I cringe whenever I see pictures here of toxic stones in water so that the photographer could achieve “artsy” enough looking pictures.

I feel the same way. that, or they’re in the water for cleansing. not only is it toxic (depending on the specimen), it’s often very damaging to the stone.

last year, I remember seeing someone suggest making a crystal elixir by adding malachite to water, then placing it on the eyes for some purpose. *shudder*

I just double checked this against the crystals I have now and found the one variety of flourite I have can’t be added to water at all and actually produces flourine gass when crushed. Well then. :I

Shut the fuck up about 50 shades of grey. No one fucking cares



oh hun

let me just give you a quick run down of all the things wrong with this ask:

1-you assume i care what some asshole anon has to say when i have 300 pounds and i’m going kikass birthday shopping today

2-you assume id care about some asshole anon any other day of the year

3-i care about the 50 shades of grey thing. and whether you do or not is irrelevant to me because you are, after all, just an asshole anon

4- this is my blog and i’ll post whatever the fuck i want, if you cant take three fucking posts about something without turning into a soggy cum stained dishrag then i suggest you make use of that unfollow button because youre gross

5- lemme break this down for you

if you dont care about this 50 shades situation, you need to grow the fuck up and look at the facts

the fact is the book was so misinformed that all the practises about bdsm culture were ignored and shit all over.

he ignores the safeword

he legitimately rapes her

he never explains everything about bdsm culture to her, shes so misinformed its ridiculous

and all of this is going even more public than it already has and its being romanticised and released on valentines day 

like “happy valentines honey! i bought some ropes i dont actually know how to tie and a whip i dont actually know how to use and i’m going to just gloss over the fact you’re uncomfortable because that clearly doesnt matter!”

incorrect use of a whip can cause organ failure

incorrect knots used on wrists or feet can literally cause them to need to be amputated

its perpetuating rape culture in ways ive never seen it be advanced to this leve; and if you dont care then youre truly disgusting 

you dont care about the kids not fully understanding their sexuality being abused by older people who they think are totally allowed to do this shit?

you dont care about the people that will be raped because of this because hey apparently rape is sexy?

you dont care about the fact that the bdsm culture is, once again, being portrayed as people who are fucked up and must have been abused to be that way rather than normal people who enjoy a kink in their own homes?

you dont care about the fact that youre not supposed to bleed on your first time. ever. and now tons more girls are going to think that its completely normal? that tons more guys will? that tons of people are going to think its expected for the female to bleed when SHE WONT IF SHES BEEN SUFFICIENTLY TURNED ON AND STRETCHED ITS REALLY NOT THAT HARD

you dont care about the stereotype of subs not actually enjoying bdsm culture is being widespread? that all subs dislike it and simply have an ulterior motive?

you dont care about the underlying message of the book being “a woman should give everything, including herself, to a man”?

you dont care about all the people in abusive relationships that will think “oh well this must be normal then” and stay there?

christian grey is a run-of-the-mill abusive boyfriend. he isnt a dom. 

a dom loves his/her sub completely and the motto of bdsm is "safe, willing and sane" (or something like that anyone feel free to correct me)

it means that both partners have to be completely willing, with boundaries, safewords and everything worked out before they even think about touching eachother intimately. 

if something is a boundary, you dont fucking do it

that simple

if the safeword is used it stops. everything stops

that simple

a dom should treat his sub like a goddamn princess (unless they have prearranged and understand that he wont eg-pet play, slave play where anything outside of the bedroom is also in the same dynamic HOWEVER IT IS STILL CONSENSUAL SO IT IS STILL OKAY)

a dom is not christian grey

but millions of people are going to think he is and are going to think that thats the way bdsm should be and they’ll get involved in something very dangerous if they dont have the real facts.

that people will think its romantic because this shit is scheduled for valentines day  to treat your partner like shit, abuse her, and that what? getting them off absorbs you of all your shit? no. this is so fucking gross and im not taking a backseat when this shit happens

so in conclusion

literally fuck you, you insensitive fuck stain, this issue is so fucking important.

Not to mention some people might use the movie to attack people who practice actual safe BDSM. 

Or people who go into BDSM groups saying they are a dom when all they really want is to abuse and use others might point to this movie and go “see I’m doing BDSM too.” 



I think about pokemon in non-battle situations a lot. Like pokemon who have been trained/raised to be helpers and assistants than to be battle partners.

Pokemon visiting hospitals to cheer patients up like dogs and cats do. Or ones that help kids learn to read, speak, swim, go through therapy?! Even pokemon who’s abilities help owners with specific disabilities?!

I love thinking of pokemon outside of battle situations.

Service Pokemon!


I’d love a banette to help my anxiety. Double comfort stuffed animal and friendly creepy ghost to help me not be afraid.


Upside-Down Mushroom Room by Carsten Höller


Upside-Down Mushroom Room by Carsten Höller

Just gave myself a minor heart attack because I started to reset the time in animal crossing and accidentally put the time as the date. Thankfully shutting off my ds before hitting confirm made things okay. Otherwise I would have been in december D:

posted: 17 hours ago


The prepared but undelivered “Moon Disaster” speech that was to be given by Nixon in the highly likely event that Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin could not reunite with the Lunar Module. They would have been left to die on the moon:

“Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace. These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice. These two men are laying down their lives in mankind’s most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding. They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by their nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her sons into the unknown. In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man. In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood. Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man’s search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts. For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.”

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Alexander McQueen | Pre-Fall ‘10-‘11



My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right




did anyone else see the edward snowden interview in the guardian about two days ago where he said that most of the NSA agents doing checks through people’s data are men aged 18-22 and that when they access photographs of attractive women naked they all…


'Why on Earth would someone commit air piracy just to finance a terrible movie decades later?' 'People are very strange these days.'
D.B. Cooper [explained]


'Why on Earth would someone commit air piracy just to finance a terrible movie decades later?' 'People are very strange these days.'

D.B. Cooper [explained]






Can’t stop listening.

I never knew I needed this..

okay but like why doesn’t this have a million notes????

oh my god

(Source: youtube.com)



I have successfully infiltrated the bird cafe, which is for birds.

You look nervous.

I’m just eyeing maelle over there cause you know those snooty types’ll snark at you for at least a week if you give them the wrong coffee



I have successfully infiltrated the bird cafe, which is for birds.

You look nervous.

I’m just eyeing maelle over there cause you know those snooty types’ll snark at you for at least a week if you give them the wrong coffee


being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry